Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Seal Up That Crack!

There seems to be an epidemic spreading among young women these days who wear low-rise jeans. It appears to be running rampant and there's no cure in sight. I don't have to tell you what it is. I'm sure you know. It's disgusting and I just wish it would stop.


Does anyone who wears low-rise jeans actually know that her butt crack is showing? Apparently not. Apparently low-rise jeans are so tight that they do a tremendous job of numbing the lower body, so much so that a young woman who wears them has no idea that her business is being revealed for all the world to see.

This is very sad. These women need help. They need to be brought back to the Land Of Feeling: being able to feel that their cracks are showing and having respect for the feelings of others who've been forced to look at them. Let's help set these women straight. The next time you see a woman whose crack is showing, walk right up to her, look her in the face and say, "Seal up that crack!" She'll thank you for it and the world will surely be a better place.

Bee fashionable!

4 comments:

config said...

lol. get over it. worse things happen in the world.

at least it's not a hairy lint-filled crack as sported by builders the world wide.

nuthin wrong with a lil girly bum crack, so long as she's not a heffer. that's just gagworthy

even then - you're not forced to look at it. just turn your head or avert your gaze. you can do that, right?

Mitch said...

I know I'm getting old because nowadays I see things that I know I'm not supposed to see, and if the person isn't overly attractive I wish I hadn't seen it, and sometimes, the way the image comes at you, even attractive isn't presented right. And that's a shame! lol

Bernadette said...

Sometimes I do feel as if I'm forced to look at, lol! It's happens so often. Seeing butt cracks these days is more common than seeing cleavage.

Anonymous said...

I think a nice butt crack can be very sexy perhaps even more so than some saggy cleavage am I alone thinking this?